Dr. Glasheen: We feel we should inform you that the initial signs of the condition that necessitated our "care" was the subject's near pathologic concern with semantics. Indeed, his response to your latest missive: Ratiocination upon the semiotic aspects of the sequipedalian points mooted...

Gentleman: Despite our best and sternest efforts to achieve "redirection," our subject continues to revert to the manner and grace of a hyperglycemic three-year-old informed he can no longer play with the toilet when confronted with contradiction. We apologize for the mess. With appropria...

Mr. Castanet: We admire your innocence. Once we too believed we could make a difference. We hoped we could change our charges. Now, we have to settle for containing and controling. We get by, one day at a time. Since the unfortunate "Garlic Press Incident," we have not had the confidence ...

Mr. Castanet: You might find it interesting to know that we found our charge had left the following response: We would need the original data and study design to avoid speculation. Many of these correlation studies occur "after the fact." Thus, the reporters look at two groups--not always...

Mr. Castanet:

Believe us when we state you really do not want to know.

Mr. Warder:

You have no idea.

--Ed.

Mr. Castanet

We find that keeping his chest clean shaven allows the electodes to adhere better.

--Ed.

Mr. DeMambro:

With patience and increased familiarity with the subject, you will learn hate.

--Ed.

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Dr. Glasheen: You have kindly allowed us to express our concerns and comments upon your forums, particularly with regards to the continued and involved therapy of J.D. As with most fragile psyche, conflicting stimuli can send him into an "extinction burst" much like the African swallow wi...

Dr. Glasheen, Individuals who no longer work with us in a senior capacity suggested that allowing J.D. and Anthony to work together would further their therapeutic development in a positive fashion. Unfortunately, they were in error. In retrospect, placing two volatile individuals together--"pr...

Greg-san, To whose Editor in particular did you refer? Since measurement of manner and speech has been evoked allow me to lend my shilling or two. I think some miss the mark. Are junior <U>brown</U> belts equivalent to adults? Is your very dedicated 5 year old green belt equivalent to an adult? I th...

Never before my court have I seen such a degredation as an excuse for a man! The least possible sentence I can pass on you is ten days with an Air Supply 8-tract! --Ed. [Yeah, Rumpole fans like the formality of British law with its traditions. They also lack some basic rights we have here. Returning...

We found this in fingerpaint:

"Mike D" [It is crossed out and a "frowny face" painted next to it.--Ed.]

"It is not ecclesiology (sic); it is textual criticism! Gibbon is not a monkey and act as one not or I will start commenting about your hair."

--The Editor

We found this scrawled on a notepad: "I think one of the better books I was forced to read as a lad was The Contender . The boxing couch tells the protagonist that, 'it's the climbing that makes the man, the prize is just the icing on the cake.' "Indeed, there are no short-cuts to training...

Gentlemen: Whilst J.D. recovers from the inuendos launched by Mr. Glasheen on another thread; we could take the opportunity to describe MikeD in his pumps and teddy. We conceed this is an improvement over the leisure suits and Nehru jackets. Should brown come in fashion again, he has it made. --The ...