Karate Boobs! Can your wife do this?
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- PreyingMantis
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LOL
How come Hooters is a family restaurant ? .......Lighten up fuddy duddies! Half of the subjects on this forum have some questions and concerns to others opinions but then again LIFE HAPPENS. Get over yourselves and enjoy life. Or are you just ignorant to the fact that you are human? Which is it?
From my understanding none of this thread was talking about sex. I do not recall any porn again going on in any of the sites or videos, but maybe I am from another planet???
Shall I suggest those that turn their noses up to this thread try turning their heads as well. It might be more relaxing for the neck muscles should you try it. Have a great day!
From my understanding none of this thread was talking about sex. I do not recall any porn again going on in any of the sites or videos, but maybe I am from another planet???
Shall I suggest those that turn their noses up to this thread try turning their heads as well. It might be more relaxing for the neck muscles should you try it. Have a great day!
Love the Gracefully Arrogant-Mary Ann
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Re: LOL
Yea!!!PreyingMantis wrote:
How come Hooters is a family restaurant ?
Or so I told my wife. Somehow she never took me seriously on that one...
As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.
- Bill
If you seniors don't mind an aside from a newbie in the peanut gallery.
Even as a female, I don't take issue to objectification of the female body...feel free to worship my double-d's. I enjoy good writing, and as much as I hate myself for it, laugh with 'the guys' viewing situational comedies. It's not so much a show about guys as about human foibles.
It's just that I don't think that posting a circus act on a karate forum, mislabeled as 'karate', and 'boobs' added to increase 'the gate', is really adding anything positive to the forum.
Even as a female, I don't take issue to objectification of the female body...feel free to worship my double-d's. I enjoy good writing, and as much as I hate myself for it, laugh with 'the guys' viewing situational comedies. It's not so much a show about guys as about human foibles.
It's just that I don't think that posting a circus act on a karate forum, mislabeled as 'karate', and 'boobs' added to increase 'the gate', is really adding anything positive to the forum.
- Bill Glasheen
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I see your point - if you're taking this seriously.harlan wrote:
I don't think that posting a circus act on a karate forum, mislabeled as 'karate', and 'boobs' added to increase 'the gate', is really adding anything positive to the forum.
But if you've been in this business long enough, and have done enough demonstrations, you begin to see the furniture beneath the veneer. Then when someone shows you the real furniture without any veneer whatsoever, one is tempted to dismiss it.
Or should we??
See the following video. (No accounting for this gentleman's taste in attire.)
Martial Arts Breaking Tricks Exposed-Michael Kinney
Now check out some academic treatments of the subject. Here's a laboratory exercise for the freshman physics students at Harvard.
Karate Blow
No, not freshmen KARATE students. This exercise is for the pencil-necked geeks who take physics in an Ivy League school.
The truth is, ALL karate breaking is a circus act. Articles have been published in peer-review journals (Feld, The Physics of Karate, Scientific American, 1979) which make it VERY clear that breaking is not karate. It's its own "thing" which may or may not have anything to do with the preservation of a martial art, the ability to defend yourself, or the ability to wage war.
What the woman has done is
- Yes, increased the gate. What else is going to get us interested in breaking any more? It's so passé.
- Show us a unique striking surface. I said it before (as did Mary Ann) and I'll say it again. Large mammary glands CAN and HAVE BEEN used as striking weapons. Fists work. Palm heels work. Elbows work. Knees work. Feet work. Myriad hand weapons work. And yes, a large mammary gland can be used as a potent projectile when in the hands (or on the body) of a skilled individual.
- Show us a unique skill. I can't do that. And very few women have breasts large enough to pull off that feat.
All of us teachers can and should pull out all the stops when teaching. My experience at Phillips Exeter was less about more math and science textbooks, and more about getting down and dirty with it. All science sections started with a "Mr Wizard Show" day. Then we did experiments BEFORE ever reading any books. THEN we'd read the books and do our problem sets. By the time we got to the end, we had a pretty good feel of what "it" was all about.
And for the boys out there... As a father of two boys who must constantly endure modern education where boys are treated like "defective girls" (See Raising Cain), I'm all for any and everything that gets them out of their stupid chairs and up playing with the real world where life happens. And I'm never beneath using trickery or even a little T&A if it enlightens without degrading.
As for this female entertainer, well I say "You go girl." And if it rubs you wrong, walk away. Or... Listen to one of *MY* favorite female musicians from a few decades back. (Sorry, Madonna, but you just didn't do anything for me.)
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
Dojo Roundtable isn't a church. This is all about the "bureiko" experience we used to have after every karate workout at UVa. Find a dozen students, a place, some wine, cheese, and bread, and just have some fun. "We" are about more than Sanchin in pajamas.
- Bill
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So for the last two days, I've been helping number 2 son with a science project. We built a solar cooker from a large box, some black spray paint, aluminum foil, plastic wrap, tapes of various sorts, a coat hanger, and a cork. It's a home-made thing of beauty. He puts the wire rod through one side, reaches in the side panel and sticks a hot dog on it, pokes it through a hole in the other side, protects the end with a cork, and then starts rotating his mini piggy in the cooker.
Good times! Somebody please pass the mustard and the sun block.
This morning I took him to school instead of having him take the bus with his backpack and home-made solar cooker. We load everything in the mommy van and head to the drop-off line at school. It's all an organized affair - kind of like ants coming in and out of their nest.
We get to the drop-off point. He hops out of the front seat with backpack. He slides side door open (middle seat) and retrieves his precious project. He attempts to close it. "No," I say "I'll get it." Understand that I don't have a van with all the foo foo crap on it that suburban couch potatoes get. My van has a Nissan VQ engine in it, and an Alpine sound system. Otherwise it's a Bohemian Rhapsody on wheels. All manual doors, thank-you-very-much.
And so I close this side door on the far side. Without getting out of my front seat. Correction... I slam it shut. Oops...
I've always known how to do it, kind of like how I always knew how to empty two trays into the closed cafeteria trash can without putting either tray down. I get lots of looks...
Here are some questions for students of martial movement.
Winner gets a hot dog on me.
- Bill
Good times! Somebody please pass the mustard and the sun block.
This morning I took him to school instead of having him take the bus with his backpack and home-made solar cooker. We load everything in the mommy van and head to the drop-off line at school. It's all an organized affair - kind of like ants coming in and out of their nest.
We get to the drop-off point. He hops out of the front seat with backpack. He slides side door open (middle seat) and retrieves his precious project. He attempts to close it. "No," I say "I'll get it." Understand that I don't have a van with all the foo foo crap on it that suburban couch potatoes get. My van has a Nissan VQ engine in it, and an Alpine sound system. Otherwise it's a Bohemian Rhapsody on wheels. All manual doors, thank-you-very-much.
And so I close this side door on the far side. Without getting out of my front seat. Correction... I slam it shut. Oops...
I've always known how to do it, kind of like how I always knew how to empty two trays into the closed cafeteria trash can without putting either tray down. I get lots of looks...
Here are some questions for students of martial movement.
- How did I slam the door shut?
- What does that have to do with smashing things with large mammary glands?
- What does EITHER have to do with martial arts?
Winner gets a hot dog on me.
- Bill
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Last night I was correcting Elizabeth on how to do the technique at 0:19 (count = shi).
Kanshu kata, Uechi-Ryu karate*
Same principle. It's a knockdown blow - *IF* you know how.
- Bill
* Who is that handsome devil???
Kanshu kata, Uechi-Ryu karate*
Same principle. It's a knockdown blow - *IF* you know how.
- Bill
* Who is that handsome devil???
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Working the mammary glands...
I wonder if any of these ladies have ever pulled a muscle. Could you imagine how incredibly painful that must be?????
Love the Gracefully Arrogant-Mary Ann
- Bill Glasheen
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Re: Working the mammary glands...
A (coed, professional) fraternity brother of mine was about an E or F cup. Sue was an extroverted, boistrous young woman, and roomate to Kathleen (my girlfriend). She was the one I talked about who could (and did) use hers as a potent weapon.PreyingMantis wrote:
I wonder if any of these ladies have ever pulled a muscle. Could you imagine how incredibly painful that must be?????
I can't tell the story like she could, but... I take it she went a few years in-between childhood and college years going on a diving board. Anyhow so she decides she's going to do a beautiful pike, or some other dive that took a good leap. Well... When she hit the board, the breasts elastically shot down in her tank suit, and (in her words) "I strained my boobs." ** They subsequently rebounded, and smacked her in the jaw. She flew off the board half knocked out, and belly-flopped into the pool.
Like a pair of nunchakus, these weapons are dangerous in the hands... er... on the body of a person who isn't skilled in their use.
And with that, I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead.
- Bill
** I presume a "strained boob" is an official medical condition. I'm still looking for the ICD-9 code on that one....
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