A formula puzzle for you all.

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A formula puzzle for you all.

Postby gmattson » Fri Mar 22, 2002 1:39 am

Here's a little match puzzle for you "techies":

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But,

A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And,

B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top. And look how far

A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you.
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