The Husband Store -
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where women may go to choose ahusband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights
There is, however, a catch.You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So...., a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
"Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
She moves on to the second floor where the sign reads:
"Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
Nice, but she wants to move on.
The third floor sign reads:
"Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
"......and help with the housework."
Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor where the sign reads:
"Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping here.
The Husband Store
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