Subject: Class Trip

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Subject: Class Trip

Postby Mary S » Wed May 17, 2006 11:11 pm

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by
two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous
Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time for a bathroom break, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"You must be in the fourth grade."

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race
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Postby CANDANeh » Thu May 18, 2006 12:17 am

Having no choice

And I married that teacher ...she had no choice :lol:
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