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Telemarketer revenge

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:51 pm
by Stryke

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:32 am
by f.Channell
That's a good one.

I've told people I died before but that was way over the top. :lol:

F.

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:37 am
by AAAhmed46
I feel really bad for those guys, those telemarketters take alot of #####.

:)

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:33 am
by CANDANeh
I had tears rolling out of my eyes laughing
Man that was perfect!

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:22 am
by Ryokan
I have a friend who tells them he has a diarrhea and then leaves the phone sitting there.

I don't feel all that bad, to be honest.

I've done telemarketing, and if someone didn't want to talk to me, fine.

But I had a call once from a lawn care company, and I told them up front that I wasn't a big lawn person.

They continued on. "What could be better about your lawn?"

It was the middle of winter. "Well, the snow on it is kind of a drag."

They proceeded to tell me that they were working on expanding into snow removal. "What else?"

"Well, I have two dogs. If there weren't any dog mess on the lawn, that'd be great."

The problem with telemarketers, really, is that they don't listen. I was not interested, and anyone with any sense would have noticed that from the start. If I tell you I'm not a lawn person, I'm not a lawn person, and there's nothing you can do to change my outlook.

Geez. . .