Best (worst) album covers

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Best (worst) album covers

Postby fivedragons » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:35 am

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Postby CANDANeh » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:31 am

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Postby Bruise* Lee » Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:20 pm

I did some background search on these albums and found the story behind the albums as funny. Here are some samples I found :

Regarding Butch Yelton gospel music - 16th album displayed ... 000098.php

"The cover is pretty amazing, but what really pushes this cover over the top is the cameltoe."

Regarding Devestating Dave the turntable slave

" “cha-diggy-cha like cho-kin’ on a bone!/
a-zibble-dibba-zim-you-betta-leave-them-drugs-alone! Kids rap!”

I swear to I could fart a better song than this. "

Regarding the lady with the ventriloquist doll:

Why I bought it: So, Geraldine and Dave have a little boy Ricky and they teach him how to play golf and they talk with him a lot and when Geraldine looks at him, she's very pleased with herself – she must be a great mother because her Ricky is smiling all the time! She even asks him: Ricky, how come you're always smiling? And instead of answering: "Because I'm made of wood and this is the creepiest record you'll ever hear!", he says: "Because I have a Jesus in me!" Ahm, and what did the Bible said about the wooden idols?What happened afterwards: Still going strong after all these years: you can even enjoy a five night Christian cruise to the Bahamas with Geraldine and Ricky.

One that has ALOT of information on it is the one featuring Mike Crain, Karatist preacher. I guess they are actually making a TV show off of it: ... eries.html

Mike Crain, Karatist Preacher goes into Production in early 2007. It's the hilarious, offbeat, and yet socially redemptive tale of a young preacher who roams the country dispensing bible wisdom and kicking ass -- whoremongers, idolators, liars, jezebels, hypocrites, crooked CEO's, dishonest people, and Rush Limbaugh fans, you cannot escape the righteous words, and deadly chop of Mike Crain. Mike Crain will go John 3:16 on your ass before you can yell gay marriage amendment. You know why Mike Crain is so formidable? Because Mike Crain follows the Gospel of Matthew. You know, the one about love and stuff. If you're a hater, then Mike Crain has a message for you: "feel my righteous chop, sinner." Mike Crain is a blue state karatist kicking machine. He'll bring a tear to your eye, and his sidekick, Blue, will warm your heart.

As far as I know (and I hope you'll correct me on this if I'm wrong) this is the first television series to ever be optioned off an album cover.

Oh bless me, I am going to hell for this one : ... lking.html
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Postby fivedragons » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:59 am

8O :lol: 8)
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