How to catch a Polar Bear

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How to catch a Polar Bear

Postby KentuckyUechi » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:02 am

If you're ever in the Arctic, and feel the need to test your outdoor survival skills by capturing a Polar Bear, try this:

First, cut a hole in the ice slightly larger than a polar bear.
Next you will need a can of whole peas. Carefully sprinkle them all around the hole, then find a good hiding spot to watch your trap from. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, run up and kick him in the icehole!
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Postby Jason Rees » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:07 am

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