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How to catch a Polar Bear

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:02 am
by KentuckyUechi
If you're ever in the Arctic, and feel the need to test your outdoor survival skills by capturing a Polar Bear, try this:

First, cut a hole in the ice slightly larger than a polar bear.
Next you will need a can of whole peas. Carefully sprinkle them all around the hole, then find a good hiding spot to watch your trap from. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, run up and kick him in the icehole!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:07 am
by Jason Rees
:oops: :lol: