Dr. Glasheen,
Individuals who no longer work with us in a senior capacity suggested that allowing J.D. and Anthony to work together would further their therapeutic development in a positive fashion.
Unfortunately, they were in error.
In retrospect, placing two volatile individuals together--"protective enclosure" not with standing--could result in reenforcement of extreme behavior. We could forgive the honest intentions of our operatives. To have left them alone with access to a cappuccino apparatus constitutes, frankly, gross negligence.
In order to provide some calming influence without resorting to methods that some liberal thinking war crimes tribunals have deemed "excessive," we felt a video of you would serve as an example of appropriate behavior.
This to, unfortunately, proved an error.
After resorting to "stern" methods of "redirection," we were able to determine the source of their recent set-back as best as one can given their "concerns" were done in finger-paint.
With regards to your fine Suparinpei video, it appears they have some questions concerning one of the moves. Despite their hysterical chortling, we have elicited some possible names for this move, to wit:
1. Piano Plinking Phalanges of Pain
2. Disembowling Digits of Doom
3 Tickling the Dragon's CENSORED
4. Petting the Shi Shi Puppies
5. Shoo the Blue Tail Flies
6. Lady of Evening Dries Her Nails
7. My Hands are on Fire
8. Do the Hand Jive
We believe that information describing the application of such an interesting manuever would provide a positive influence.
It may cease their laughter.
--Ed.