Technical Terms

[Allen M.]

I couldn't take credit for this. My good friend Paul emailed it to me this morning. Visit his site if you get a chance.

I'll try to fix the formatting, but gotta go or I'll miss the train.

Arkansas Ozark Hillbilly Technology Terms


Log On -- Makin a wood stove hotter.
Log Off -- Don't add no more wood.
Monitor -- Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
Download -- Gettin the farwood off the truk.
Mega Hertz -- When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
Floppy Disc -- Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
RAM -- That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
Mouse Pad -- That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
Prompt -- Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
Windows -- Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
Screen -- Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
Byte -- Whut them dang flys do.
Chip -- Munchies fer the TV.
Micro Chip -- Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
Modem -- Whut cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix -- Old Dan Matrix's wife.
Laptop -- Whar the kitty sleeps.
Keyboard -- Whar ya hang the dang keys.
Software -- Them dang plastic forks and knifes.
Mouse -- Whut eats the grain in the barn.
Mainframe -- Holds up the barn roof.
Port -- Fancy Flatlander wine
Enter -- Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
Random Access Memory--
Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle
when yore wife asks.
Hard Drive -- Gettin home in the winter time.

Much Love to you all,
Paul.
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Allen Moulton from http://www.ury2k.com/

[This message has been edited by Allen M. (edited December 19, 2000).]