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by Topos
Wed May 13, 2009 2:05 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: My artificial hip
Replies: 22
Views: 12169

Best Wishes For Speedy Recovery

Ray,

We colonialists send our fondest regards to you for the speediest of recoveries.

Guess you have to give up dirt biking and must settle for a comfortable Aston Martin.

Best to you.
by Topos
Wed May 13, 2009 2:01 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: Uechi-ryu Hall of Fame
Replies: 16
Views: 13474

Where is ..... ???

" All kidding aside, this is the listing of the 1983 Uechi Hall of Fame. "

Like the children's picture quiz: Where is WALDO .....I mean WALTER Mattson? :) :)

And Charlie Earl?

"Nostalgia is not what is used to be."
by Topos
Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:06 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: Okinawa's Living Relics features Tomoyose Sensei
Replies: 6
Views: 3987

Thank you!

Jim,


What a wonderful paean to a wonderful people. To see Sensei Tomyose in particular was inspirational.

I hope that 25 years from now I can see such a video tribute to GEM, Van, and Walter.
by Topos
Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:21 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: EV Jeeps
Replies: 12
Views: 7126

Bravo, Mike

"....and where does that power in the wall socket come from? Could it be, fossil fuels? " My Uechi brethren, you are the first to be invited to my SAVE THE EARTH scheme, I mean, movement: Repeal the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics! With enough funds we can legislate away this useless restriction...
by Topos
Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:31 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: What is karate?
Replies: 38
Views: 16873

Pithy, to the point, and funny.

Glenn, Thank you for passing on the Bon Mot of the day: "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world". It was a cheery read starting this sunny New ...
by Topos
Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:04 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: Happy Easter!
Replies: 5
Views: 3012

Happy 'Real Easter' :)

Vicki, yesterday we celebrated Easter at my mother-in-laws home. My sister-in-law who is Greek and I greeted each other with the "Christ has risen" in Greek. In my inimitable irreverent fashion I announced to my wife's family that " ... of course the REAL Easter is next week ... Easte...
by Topos
Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:19 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: Susan made me do it!
Replies: 24
Views: 12158

No Such Thing as a 'Racist Site'

Attorney General Holder has exposed Americans cowardliness in talking about race. So, any site that is expressing the expressive bravery that the esteemed Holder wants can ergo no longer be racists. Now the only racism allowed is from HUMAN-RACISTS. :) Ah, the freedom to come out of the DARK era in ...
by Topos
Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:49 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: it was only a matter of time
Replies: 6
Views: 2427

Little Boy Blue

Laird, the picture you posted reminds me of the riff that Andrew Dice Clay does with nursery rhymes ...

especially about "Little Boy Blue ...." [grin ++++ ]

Retort with levity I say.


Merry Christmas and all the other avowed parallel holidays.
by Topos
Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:41 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: There ARE intellegent christians in america.
Replies: 77
Views: 17612

Bill Mahr is a Schmuck! [ felt good to say this :) ]

Sent a family friend this whole thread ... he is 'in country' with a select team. I, having spent a semester in 1960's at the best 13th century university in America, Yale, department of philosophy, I extrapolated to him with: "How many Islamo Fascist Terrorists can dance on the head of a pin?&...
by Topos
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:39 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: Sex and Ms. adrenaline
Replies: 17
Views: 6081

Glass Jaw?

Glass Jaw: term used in the 1940's for a boxer who could not take a punch. Rock Marciano seemed to be invulnerable to being hit with anything up to a 5 pound sledge hammer. "Rocky Marciano is the ONLY undefeated champion in ANY weight class in the history of gloved boxing. Considering how many ...
by Topos
Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:37 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: To flu-shot or Not to flu-shot. . .
Replies: 46
Views: 12834

Phew! Glad George is Getting Flu Shots

George, there is another answer to a person who says they never get disease X when all others around them do not:

They are #&$*&)# carriers! [ grin ++++++ ]


Keep healthy, old friend.
by Topos
Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:45 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: Did I really hear this?
Replies: 31
Views: 8541

"credible reference "

Gene, I was dial switching and passed through either MSNBC or CNN,which kept my interest for only one femtosecond, when I heard the snippet. I will ask my cohorts around the country for a specific reference and gladly post it. As for me, I still sing the 'racist' SOUTHIE IS MY HOME TOWN" :) :) ...
by Topos
Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:15 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: Did I really hear this?
Replies: 31
Views: 8541

"The Most Beautiful Sound ... Evening Muslim Prayers&qu

"You see, John, the only people who are using his full given name are those people who are trying to equate him to others who are named "Hussein" or names from similar ethnic or cultural extraction who, by coincidence, are also implicted in terrorist acts against the US and its intere...
by Topos
Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:25 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: To flu-shot or Not to flu-shot. . .
Replies: 46
Views: 12834

Flu Shots

George, I got the first flu shots when I was a teenager [ being 6 months younger than you should tell you when]. In 1972 my wife told me that she never took the shots and never came down with it so I tried. I came down with the most viscous flu and got pnumenitis (sp?). Was on erythromycin for a wee...
by Topos
Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:26 pm
Forum: Bill Glasheen's Dojo Roundtable
Topic: A PETA story
Replies: 32
Views: 10435

"Thanks for the MAMMARYs" - Bob Hope Theme Song

Thank you, Jason, for " ... udderly rediculous notion of mass milking women". We rare but intelligently witty punsters must acknowledge each other when others groan and moan at us. :) PETA is not a fun loving kitty petting, dog hugging group. As many on this forum express they are a home g...

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